noneck
i am a nurd, organizer, mechanic, camera man, tourist, & perpetual civic servent.
Posts tagged funny
Jan 15 '13
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“if you ever wondered how many Brooklyn-based bookstores it takes to create a one minute make-out scene inside of a bookstore on Girls, the answer is confusingly: two.”
Dec 18 '12
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Aug 23 '12
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“Maybe there’s some muddled metaphor for America in that. Or maybe it’s only tempting to look for one because there’s such hunger for a hint of the way forward. Maybe it’s not a metaphor. Maybe we’re on our own. Maybe it’s just a macaque.”
Aug 23 '12
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“Since 2009, Yates estimates that he has gone after the animal on roughly 100 different occasions. The monkey was his white whale. He claimed to have darted it at least a dozen times, steadily upping the tranquilizer dosage, to no avail. The animal is too wily — it retreats into the woods and sleeps off the drug. A few times, the monkey stared Yates right in the eye and pulled the dart out.”
Jun 1 '11
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Feb 12 '09
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“To the girl staring at the box I had on the subway, I didn’t mean it when I said “how else are you supposed to transport tarantulas?”
— via jeremymims
Feb 4 '09
Jan 16 '09
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Are you ready grandma?? (via markbean )
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